C.O.A.D.V. 31

Who's the man?
Frank POV:


I already knew that Lindsay had her "girl appointment" that morning, she had told me the night before. So I was expecting her to show up around lunch-time, based on what she'd told me. I was unaware that I kept looking around for her, until Adam brought it to my attention.

"Who are you looking for? The height fairy?" Adam joked.

"No, but I heard the penis enlargement fairy was coming by for you," I retorted. This made Patrick laugh. It's too bad, though, that it sent Adam on one of his tangents about his "huge" equipment. God, Paulina never should've told him that and given him an ego problem. He started telling us this story about how he almost choked Paulina with it twice the night before when she was going down on him. The story was made complete by facial expressions and dramatic reenactments. I found it all completely hilarious, but I was still pretty jealous that I had yet to experience the joy of oral sex.

"So, see, Frankie boy," Adam grinned, concluding his story. "I don't need any enlargements. But maybe you do."

"Uh no, see, Lindsay says mine is enormous," I said. "Enormous is definitely bigger than huge."

"It's the same fucking thing, dude," he said, going all serious on me. Nothing could have been funnier. He was ready to engage in a full-on argument about this. I love getting Adam all riled up!

"No, it implies a whole different level of largeness. Am I right?" I asked, turning to Patrick.

"I think so," Patrick nodded in agreement.

"Fuck you. Fuck both of you," he said, haughtily, taking a bite of his pizza. "Ooh here come the girls."

Patrick and I glanced in the direction Adam was looking in and there we saw that Lindsay was walking and chatting with Paulina and Shana. Our prom dates were getting along quite nicely, it seemed. And they were headed to our table with their lunch trays.

"It's so sweet that we have girls now," Patrick said, dreamily.

And boy is he right.

They sat down at our table looking so beautiful.

God, I love girls.

Well, I love one girl in particular.

Well, I mean, not like the serious kind of love - I basically just like her a lot!

Anyway, so as soon as Lindsay sat down I slipped my arms around her neck and hugged her to me tight, kissing her cheek. She grinned from ear to ear and hugged me back. The other couples were talking, eating and just generally being normal, but Lindsay and I were neglecting our food, lost in our own world cuddling with each other like nobody else was there. Lindsay was telling me how good I looked today whilst running her fingers through my hair, and needless to say, this was all making me very happy.

From behind us, at the preppy kids' table, I heard someone say "look who's back together" and I heard Jamia say something in reply. I couldn't tell what she had said, but I decided that I didn't really care.

"So how was your appointment this morning?" I asked Lindsay, quietly so no one at the table would hear.

"It sucked. As a guy you will never understand," she said.

"Damn, that sounds awful."

"Oh it wasn't that bad. Just really really uncomfortable," she said, with a sarcastic grin. "But the good news is that in a month we will be able to get it on whenever we want and still know that we won't end up raising the population!"

"Nice! If only we were allowed to see each other outside of school..."

"Well.....I've been thinking. You know we missed seeing Shannon's band. They're doing another show this Friday. I'm sure my mom won't say I can't go to my own best friend's show. I always go to Shannon's shows. Then if you were to just happen to come, too, then we could spend time together."

"Hm, an impressive plan," I said, with a smile.

"I rather thought so," she said, batting her eyelashes.